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In Christian parlance a dog was a gay person…….
Sacral chakra can lead one to adopt animalistic tendencies, but you are already human. By Yoga and Dhyana one should try to raise the Kundalini to the next higher level, in this case the chest level or neck level which is closer to Deva (or human and / or) Angelic levels from the animal level.
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6 Responses so far to "I’m a promiscuous dog with an aversion to neutering. How do I balance my sacral chakra to be less of a dog?"
September 4th, 2010 at 5:26 am
Go forth and seek out the dyslexics who worship doG and lead them to the promised land.
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September 4th, 2010 at 6:03 am
Oh I don’t know, but get your nose out of my butt and take your sacral chakra to your dog house.
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And have your master invest in some grrr-rubbers. I understand they now make ‘em beef flavored.
September 4th, 2010 at 6:21 am
In Christian parlance a dog was a gay person…….
Sacral chakra can lead one to adopt animalistic tendencies, but you are already human. By Yoga and Dhyana one should try to raise the Kundalini to the next higher level, in this case the chest level or neck level which is closer to Deva (or human and / or) Angelic levels from the animal level.
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September 4th, 2010 at 6:47 am
canine version of HIV should do the trick…..
good luck with the treatment
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September 4th, 2010 at 7:35 am
Maybe just ask your master, what happens to humanity and doggies if there are too many to feed and take care of and listen to her answer. And maybe just get a little anesthesia, like I did before the operation! Nobody likes to be cut. But if you don’t do it, and if all dogs don’t do it, what a mess. Then they have to kill your offspring to control it, maybe even offer them up as food for other animals or in dog food?
All depends on what you want offspring for? Who is going to take care of them?
Just some thoughts. Dog is not God….lol
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Female cockapoo…..she laying in lap not feeling well today…. apparently digested a piece of rubber bumper material on a door seal…yuck….
September 4th, 2010 at 8:12 am
I can tell you are an intelligent dog. You can type and know the English language, not many dogs can do that.
Talk to your owner about this. There is an alternative to neutering which is the equivalent of a doggie vasectomy. This would enable you to keep sharing your bones with the bitches.
If your owner says the vasectomy is too expensive, offer to work nights as a guard dog or delivering newspapers or whatever…
The important thing is that you not hump people’s legs. Save it for the bitches.
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